for archiving and propaganda purposes

• 07:30 MonsterLasagneOverlord demands to invade and infiltrate parent's fridge. I must obey. #
• 07:43 Holy fudgcicles, Batman, MosterLasagneOverlord needs to lose some weight. Or get an elephant to ride on. Or something. #
• 08:14 MonsterOverlordLasagne smells good. Come sit in my lap, MonsterOverlordLasagne. #
• 08:16 Great. It just peed in my lap. Now I smell like cheese juice. #

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